Boredom creates gimmicks

Before rp: I made up this gimmick in like 5 minutes at school... based
heavily after the dude in clockwork orange... and i felt like rping in
it, so here it goes.

The crowd goes silent as Where is My Mind by The Pixies blasts over the PA

A man steps out onto the ramp,
he is wearing a white jumpsuit, and black top hat.
As the camera zoom's towards his face you see that he has long false eye lashes on his right eye.
The man walks down to the ring, with the fans confused as to who he is.
The man steps into the ring, and calls for a mic
The man speaks with a very slight Irish accent

???: Hello, Brothers and Sisters.
I'm here to tell you a story.

A few mutters of confusion are heard from the crowd.


???: I'm sure you all want to know who I am.
Well, for the time being you can call me narrator, as that is exactly what I am in this story.
Now brothers, and sisters this story is an age old fairy tale, or an epic adventure, it is one of a boy who wasn't a hero...
No no. This boy did what he wanted, and took what he needed.

The man smiles, a feint smile, and tilts his head downward so that the shadow of his top hat covers the left side of his face

???: Our hero had all anyone could want.
He had money, a home, food, drink, women, and a merry band of loyal followers who did what he willed.
But our hero's followers were not as loyal as he had presumed.
No, they betrayed him in the street, and beat him, taking everything he had, his money, his food, his drink, and his women.
Now our hero did not give up!
He trained hard, to become the best fighter he could.

The man pauses, and walks around the ring for a minute, gauging the crowd's reaction

???: Well...
Our hero did indeed become the best fighter he could, in fact he was so
good that rich men told him they'd pay him to fight for them.
Yes yes, our hero was the best, a master in the ring.
He won nearly all his matches, and held several titles to prove it.
Oh our hero had won back everything, his money, his food, his drink, and of course his women.
He
was good enough to have all these things for life, so he quit fighting,
and retired so he could enjoy these pleasures in life.
But, despite all of these pleasures...
Our hero was not satisfied.
He longed for the ring, the screaming of the crowd.
He longed to be a fighter once more.

The Man pauses again, and looks around the arena

???: Now, I bet your wondering what happened to our dearest hero.
Well, he is standing right in front of you.
Yes, our hero did find another place where he could fight the fight once more, and feel the glory that is wrestling.
And our hero will be here to ensure that he yet again becomes the best, and yet again holds a title.
The
man sets the mic gently on the ground, and leaves the arena with Where
is My Mind by The Pixies playing behind him, the crowd still confused
as to who he is.

OORP: As always comments are not only appreciated, but encouraged.
I
don't think that's really a gimmick that's been used... clearly in a
later promo he would reveal himself, but i decided not to do it in this
one.

the mask?

XD
I also didn't kill a woman with a ceramic penis,k but you didn't mention that
though thanks for that idea, if i ever get around to using this gimmick, I may have him assault people backstage wearing that.